
[horses galloping. horses neighing.]
Krayzie big bad ass bone:
You better count your money.
With felicia:
Ghetto cowboy.
Krayzie big bad ass bone:
The name is krayzie big bad ass bone, wanted up north for all the
Gold that I stole, along with some cash, even took the
Mayors daughter. now, that theres kidnappin, but she was with it,
So I brought her. then, got myself into a whole heap of
Trouble, double-crossed by the law, so theres nobody to run to: yeah,
Its just me and my sawed-off shotgun. outlaw--call him
Leather face. Im headed for the west, heard they got a couple banks
In town that aint been held up yet. well, uh, I oughta
Make it by sundown. I figure thats enough time for me to get the
Whole rundown. so, I continue my mission. its gettin dark,
So Im watchin for them damn injuns--they like to catch ya, then they
Rob and split. I be a rootin-tootin-shootin damn fool,
Protectin my chips. all of a sudden, I heard somebody rumble in the
Bushes. stop my horse. [horse neigh.] whoa,
Nellie! who in the bushes? you better speak out or Im a let my
Shotgun song sing out.
Thug queen, the horse stealer:
Who is this? I hope this aint the law. jump out the bushes with my
Sawed-off shotgun.
Krayzie big bad ass bone:
Cmon out, right now. Im gettin angry. took a step back, cause it
Could get dangerous.
Thug queen, the horse stealer:
Please dont shoot. its just me, thug queen, the horse-stealer.
Krayzie big bad ass bone:
Then, why the hell is you hidin in them bushes?
Thug queen, the horse stealer:
Im wanted in four counties for armed robbery, killed to two
Sheriffs, six of his best men with my hand, stole two horses.
Thought you was the law, thats why I jumped in the bushes.
Krayzie big bad ass bone:
Goodness. now, she was hotter than the barrel on fire, but I could
Use her for the job, so I told her to ride. cmon.
Thug queen, the horse stealer:
May I ask you what you headed to the west for?
Krayzie big bad ass bone:
I got a partner, got a plan for some dough, and if youre down, you
Can pick up yourself a pretty penny. be in town in a
Minute, now be sure if youre with it.
Thug queen, the horse stealer:
We out before the sun rise, gotta stallion for your partner to ride.
Hit the saloon for the moonshine. down for whatever, lets
Ride, lets ride.
Krayzie big bad ass bone:
These directions say we go to tucson, arizona. when we arrive, well
Cop a place we can bunk, and meet my boy in the
Mornin for details and hook-up.
Krayzie big bad ass bone:
You better count your money.
Felicia:
Ghetto cowboy.
[rooster crowing.]
Krayzie big bad ass bone:
Rise and shine! good mornin. howdy. nine oclock we meet my boy in
The saloon in the valley. now, I done came a long
Way, and I dont wanna be late.
Thug queen, the horse stealer:
Tell him I make ya (? ) cause you know we aint.
Krayzie big bad ass bone:
Move out! giddyup, giddyup, giddyup. [whip cracks, horses neigh.]
Krayzie big bad ass bone:
You better count your money.
Felicia:
Ghetto cowboy.
Layzie the kid:
Im peepin krayzies wanted poster in the saloon, so I assume itll
Be trouble around here pretty soon. glance across the
Room: I see this youngster getting ready to fight, but if he mess up
The night, I think that krayzie just might take his life. so, i
Approach him, and I pause. look, man, I really dont wanna brawl, but
Wont you chill before them laws come messin up this
Masterplan? since he already rowdy, I just asked the man: hey, you
Want some work? well, partner, put in your bid, and
By the way, now whats your name? they call me layzie the kid.
Powder p:
The names powder p, can I get a twelve gauge? outlaw--everyday on
The front page. mister kid, if you give me the
Lowdown, me and black jack be ready for the showdown with two
Double-barrels pointed at whatever. well stick together.
Im purty clever.
Layzie the kid:
So saddle up, jump on the bandwagon, because its all goin down. i
Heard a guy run in the bar screamin, krayzies in
Town!
Krayzie big bad ass bone:
Now when we get to the saloon, you dont worry. wait outside, and
Dont be stealin nobodys damn horses! step inside the
Bar. lay the kid, you son of a gun!
Layzie the kid:
Hey, man, Im glad you made it safely. now lets go have some fun.
And this my partner powder, hes a young gun.
Powder p:
Howdy.
Krayzie big bad ass bone:
Mighty glad to meet ya, son. oh yeah, you know I also brought a
Friend along. meet thug queen, the horse peddler,
Straggler, just met her.
Thug queen, the horse stealer:
Howdy, partner, already got the horses saddled up.
Layzie the kid:
I hope you good at robbin banks like you rustle that cattle up.
Powder p:
Now, yall, its gon be gettin dark real soon.
Krayzie big bad ass bone:
I think youre right, I say we move. cmon, lets move out!
Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup. move out! [whip cracks, horses neigh.]
Krayzie big bad ass bone:
You better count your money.
Felicia:
Ghetto cowboy.